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More Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

Sunday, May 20, 2012

- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

- Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

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    Those are clever. You do a great job of keeping things light! emoticon

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