Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.

    SUNSHINE65   84,140
80,000-99,999 SparkPoints

How to Drink and Drive Successfully

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Bubba and Billy were driving down the road while drinking beer when they spotted a roadblock ahead. "We're gonna get busted," whimpered Billy. "Don't worry," said Bubba. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads and then toss the bottles under the seat. Just let me do the talking." They downed the beer, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the police officer asked, "You boys been drinking?" "No, sir," said Bubba, pointing at the labels. "Me and Billy are on the patch."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
IDLETYME 5/17/2012 9:32PM

    Quick thinking Bubba!! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
RANDOM00B 5/17/2012 11:39AM

    That's awesome--thanks for the chuckle this morning!

Report Inappropriate Comment
WILSON425 5/17/2012 11:35AM

    I'll bet they still got busted! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
MZZCHIEF 5/17/2012 11:24AM


: )

Report Inappropriate Comment
ALICERIEGER 5/17/2012 9:30AM

    creative thinking! Love it.

Report Inappropriate Comment
FITANDFIFTY2 5/17/2012 12:36AM

    Lol..loved it!! Thank you for the laughter! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
CHIBIKARATE 5/17/2012 12:29AM

    ha ha to funny enjoy your day huggzzz

Report Inappropriate Comment

Add Your Comment to the Blog Post

Log in to post a comment.