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3 ladies in a sauna (Thanks! Gerikraugh, I laughed myself silly)


Monday, May 14, 2012

Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND





. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"
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MJ7DM33 3/14/2013 7:45PM

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MSKIMMI24 7/24/2012 10:49AM

    This was AWESOME! I sent it to all the girls at work, they all died :)

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MJK0430 5/17/2012 1:11PM

    Oh I died lol! Thanks i needed that! emoticon

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ERIN1957 5/15/2012 6:53AM

    I was wondering what she was going to do :)))
Funny thanks for the laugh!

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DARA52 5/14/2012 3:02PM

    Thanks for the chuckle...

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CATLADY52 5/14/2012 2:33PM

    Funny, oh yea emoticon

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