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Pushed to my Limit and I think I Broke something….Owwww!

Tuesday, May 08, 2012



Please excuse me while I find my arms, my buttocks, my guts, my abs, and my spine. I am in the middle of a work in progress. To all who knew me well, I was a fun loving gal who had sausage thighs and a Bundt cake stomach. Killian Michaels KO’d me last night. I did not love my workout session. It was pure triple X torture and I hated it.

She twisted my body, she talked so much junk, she even yelled that she wanted to see smoke come from my bum….from my bum! Damn Dominatrix! I felt so inept, but I fought through it and lost. I’m fighting her again tonight and every day until Sunday…at least til Monday’s level 3. We will come to a reckoning over this level 2 of Ripped in 30. I am going do those mountain climbers and plank jacks until I can jump over her scrawny behind with enthusiasm. Did I mention that I hate the alternating squat thrusts, what kind of monkey show is she running? I did them anyway, badly, falling down, stumbling like a drunk at the bar but I did them AND WHAT Killian!

Seriously, this level will be either the turning point of change for my body or the beginning a very slow death. I am so serious about conquering this midget heifer of terror and her deadly Ripped in 30. The door was opened after I finished as I hobbled out to hit the showers, I left with 1 thought in my head. She is going down and I will be back…screw the terminator…I said it BETTER!
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LADYLEMON 5/11/2012 7:28AM

    midget heifer of terror" Bwahahahahaha

That's probably the best quote I've EVER heard and I will never look at her the same way ever again. Thanks for that and for the visual of you falling apart-perfection!

I've heard so many great, and scary, things about her videos and I think I'm gonna head out and get a few today. I'm going to go buy something cute to wear while exercising as it motivates me to actually WANT to move my body so now's the time to buy a few new dvd's. I'm thinking I need to find one of hers that may be for beginner's-think preschool level lol

Thanks again for a giggle and motivation!
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PRAIRIEBETH 5/9/2012 10:57AM

    So funny! I choked on my coffee while reading this emoticon Totally agree about Jillian, you can do it!!!

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-SONIA- 5/8/2012 1:22PM

    emoticon Ouch!! Sounds so painful!!

You'll be looking like this in no time: emoticon

Or this... emoticon LOL, kidding, kidding!

But I do think I saw some smoke over the horizon last night... emoticon emoticon

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emoticon Keep on Kickin' It! WooHoo!

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MERETONI 5/8/2012 12:05PM

    LOVE your enthusiasm haha. Man that ripped in 30 sounds mean! I am ever so glad I waited till after this round of NMTZ & BFBM to do it..

You WILL KICK HER BUTT! Heck, by the end of your Ripped in 30 the other DVDs will be easy!

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OUT-OF-ASHES 5/8/2012 10:43AM

    hehehe "midget heifer of terror"

Let's defeat the wench! With all 3 of us on her case, we can't be beat! Yeah! I'll grab the pitchfork...KILL THE BEAST!

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RHAPSODY131 5/8/2012 10:39AM

    Haha, love it. I ache like I've been trampled by a rhino with pms but I refuse to give in..lol we can do it babes emoticon emoticon

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SASSYLJB 5/8/2012 10:25AM

    Lets get her Twin....I had issues with her last night as well! She must of had a big MEAN streak in her last night!

I refuse to let her win! My thighs felt like jello last night and ache like Heck this morning! I WILL however SEE her TONIGHT! We Will not let her WIN!

WE HAVE THE POWER!!!!

LETS GET HER!

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