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Animal Truisms

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

- If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.

- In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

- No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

- Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

- People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

- Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

- Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

- We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

- When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

- Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ALICERIEGER 5/9/2012 9:11AM

    New insight

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41SUSAN14 5/8/2012 11:42PM


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NAYPOOIE 5/8/2012 12:12PM

    hmm, I never thought of poodles like that.

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HELEN_BRU 5/8/2012 8:16AM


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DENNETJ 5/8/2012 3:54AM

    I enjoyed these thank you

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