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Sunday, May 06, 2012

If My Body Was a Car

This is just too funny - scary how true it is!!

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ....

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ASHAIXIM 5/8/2012 9:45PM

    That would be a lot funnier if I didn't tell my poor car that it's okay that she's a little slow in starting, sputters a bit and has a cracked radiator and a few dings... cause I DO TOO!! ;)

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GOGETUMX2 5/7/2012 8:31PM


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ELIZACG9 5/7/2012 9:51AM

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha truly a jewel of a joke today! emoticon emoticon

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ROSIEJ1942 5/6/2012 8:50PM

    That last line is definately, Me!!! emoticon emoticon Have a emoticon Day

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GRNDMOM43 5/6/2012 12:50PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon That last line really got me. I may not recover for a while. emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 5/6/2012 12:02PM

    Oh, I resemble that car!

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DGFOWLER 5/6/2012 11:11AM

    emoticon You always make me smile.. Love it ~~~~ Donna

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PURPLE_ROSE_BUD 5/6/2012 9:10AM

    So true! emoticon for my morning laugh!!!

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BHOLMAN1005 5/6/2012 7:56AM

    What a blast--love it

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WALIDGAZALA 5/6/2012 7:47AM

    This is frightening
You should love your body all the time
It is your lifelong friend,
Actually in the market of cars old old one like ours are sold higher than 20 year new taxi bodies

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SUZBOISANNE 5/6/2012 7:46AM

    thanks for the giggle... very cute!!! emoticon

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RIDLEYRIDER 5/6/2012 7:25AM

  How true, how true...... emoticon

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