Friday, May 04, 2012
When someone, or something, bothers me I often use the expression, "That's really getting up my nose!"
Who knew that I was anticipating the latest weight-loss craze: nasal-gastric tube feeding.
This is definitely a development that further refines just walking around munching those 100 calorie snack packs (x 15 a day). Or perpetually sipping on a smoothie, latte, juice box, bottle of vitamin water.
Too much work, really. All that munching. All that sipping. You wanna get ready for bikini season? For your wedding? For some other important event??
Why not just hook up to an 800 calorie bag of nutrients supplied all day long through the . . . ummmmm . . . . nose!
Here's a truly hilarious article on this latest trend. Don't think I'll be signing on anytime soon myself. Although I love the idea of colour coordinating the tube to whatever outfit . . . maybe a few sparkly charms too?? Looking good yet??