Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.


    SUNSHINE65   55,294
SparkPoints
50,000-59,999 SparkPoints
 
 
A Lesson in English

Thursday, May 03, 2012

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform in bed. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123'"

The guy then asks, "What happens when I want the effect to go away."

The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234. But be warned - it will not work again for another year."

Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers.

That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his best shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, "123." It works better than he thought.

Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition
SHARE
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

GRANDMA624 5/4/2012 5:45AM

  emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
BUDDYSMYFRIEND 5/3/2012 2:18PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
WILSON425 5/3/2012 1:07PM

    emoticon There's always next year. Oh wait, how old did you say he was? emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
NAYPOOIE 5/3/2012 12:29PM

    he he he

Report Inappropriate Comment
HELEN_BRU 5/3/2012 10:55AM

    I love it!

Report Inappropriate Comment

Add Your Comment to the Blog Post


Log in to post a comment.
 


Other Entries by SUNSHINE65