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New Drugs on the Market

Wednesday, May 02, 2012

St. Mom's Wort - Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. 

Empty Nestrogen - Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait til they moved out. 

Peptobimbo - Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

Dumerol - When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.

lipitor - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

Antiboyotics - When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ALICERIEGER 5/4/2012 10:28AM

    Good ones!

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    Cracked me up! emoticon

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MAMAWALMART 5/2/2012 8:58AM

    I thank my son-in-laws took an overdose of Dumerol. I also think they took the new one that's out.
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HELEN_BR 5/2/2012 8:53AM


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JACKSMAMA34 5/2/2012 5:19AM

  where can I get some St. Mom's Wort? and can it be down-dosed for a 6 month old???? hahaha

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IMEMINE1 5/2/2012 5:04AM


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    I'm going to have to remember these. Thanks for the laugh!

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