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I wonder if my paper shredder could eat this dancing dvd?

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Yeah, I'm sitting in my recliner watching the dvd that I was so excited to buy while I am writing this blog post emoticon I tried, I mean I really did for about 10 minutes, but every time the girl on tv said to put some sexy into it, I busted out laughing and tripped over my own feet. There is nothing sexy about me stumbling around my living room. Sorry Julianne (the psycho host) but no one can do what your skinny butt is doing. She's doing some flash dance type dancing and can hardly breath herself. Everytime I jump like I'm supposed to, I get scared I'm going to go through the floor! And worst of all, her hair looks exactly the same as it did when she started!!! Who can do that? She's been shaking it like a wild woman and not one piece is out of place or sweaty. I did 10 minutes and mine is dripping and stringy. Yeah she's a new person to dislike immensely. I am going to try it again when I get up later, but I already foresee the only exercising that I will have going on is my creativity as I make up new cuss words. I'm a glutton so I will try this again, but only because I am going to be holding onto the hope that she will eventually fall on her face.
It is a cute dance though, if I ever get it all together.
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KATHYGOULDSMITH 5/3/2012 8:54AM

    This is hilarious!! Why are they all perfect?? I would love to see a workout DVD with a real person doing it!

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AUSSIEFLOSS 5/2/2012 2:16AM

    Ah ha ha! Thanks for a laugh! Your blog caught my attention. I have gotten rid of a few CDs with bouncing bimbos that bend over and their boobs are just about coming out the top of their workout bras..who wants to see that when you are feeling fat and trying to exercise? Not me...I already have a bad body image, thank you very much.

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WILSON425 5/1/2012 4:18PM

    I hear ya! I would really like to try Zumba but my ankle wont take that much movement. I have had surgery 10 times. And why do all these videos have the 110 pound beauty queens that could compete in olypics instead of real people?

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WORKOUTWITHPAM 5/1/2012 3:35PM

    I suggest that you start with the videos found here on the site by our FABULOUS Coach Nicole. Her workouts are 'beginner friendly' and designed for "REAL" people.
So many of today's workout DVD's are not about people getting a workout, they are about SELLING the video. They are fun to watch but actually 'doing them' is an entirely different story...LOL.

HUGS
Pam

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SWANATOPIA 5/1/2012 11:54AM

    I tried a few of Julianne's workouts on Youtube and just couldn't get into it. I looked around and found Taebo (Billy Blanks). Somehow, a man calling me sexy instead of some skinny no sweating woman worked better...lol! There are free 30 minute sessions on youtube. I like this one too...befit 90 days...all free on youtube! I prefer the zumba DVD's at this point....they keep me motivated because they are fun!

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AMANDA_AGAIN 5/1/2012 11:37AM

    I had a workout DVD like that once! Some bellydancing something or other. The crazy leader lady would always say something like "put some sass into it now" and it just cracked me up. I'm like, if my neighbors see me trying to put sass into this they will call to have me put away.

There is nothing sassy about me rolling around on the ground, even if the girls in the video look like professional strippers.

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LATTELEE 5/1/2012 10:40AM

  Funny

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