I wonder if my paper shredder could eat this dancing dvd?
Tuesday, May 01, 2012
Yeah, I'm sitting in my recliner watching the dvd that I was so excited to buy while I am writing this blog post
I tried, I mean I really did for about 10 minutes, but every time the girl on tv said to put some sexy into it, I busted out laughing and tripped over my own feet. There is nothing sexy about me stumbling around my living room. Sorry Julianne (the psycho host) but no one can do what your skinny butt is doing. She's doing some flash dance type dancing and can hardly breath herself. Everytime I jump like I'm supposed to, I get scared I'm going to go through the floor! And worst of all, her hair looks exactly the same as it did when she started!!! Who can do that? She's been shaking it like a wild woman and not one piece is out of place or sweaty. I did 10 minutes and mine is dripping and stringy. Yeah she's a new person to dislike immensely. I am going to try it again when I get up later, but I already foresee the only exercising that I will have going on is my creativity as I make up new cuss words. I'm a glutton so I will try this again, but only because I am going to be holding onto the hope that she will eventually fall on her face.
It is a cute dance though, if I ever get it all together.