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Facts About Old Men and Women


Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them?

A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction.

Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause?

A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live.

Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse?

A: She should tell him she's with child.

Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck?

A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.

Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars?

A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is.

Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories?

A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage.

Q: Do older people have deeper sleep?

A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon

Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses?

A: On top of their heads.

Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops?

A: 'Gee, I have one of these.'
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GERMANIRISHGIRL 5/4/2012 8:43AM

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HONEYMUFFIN1923 5/1/2012 8:31PM

    Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops?

A: 'Gee, I have one of these.'

Does this mean I'm old or just a pack rat? Oh no, which is worse?

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CHARLIE-B 5/1/2012 12:57PM

    You are to funny WALLAHALLA!!!

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Charl
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BUTEAFULL 5/1/2012 10:23AM

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MRSBUCKEYE 5/1/2012 9:32AM

    Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse?

A: She should tell him she's with child.


Bahaha - I've done this - yep it raised hubby's heart rate !!!

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