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I'm Jealous and Proud at the Same Time

Monday, April 30, 2012

My boyfriend has decided to lose weight. Since I found him attractive extra pounds and all, this decision was about him wanting to feel better about himself when he looked in the mirror. I totally support him and his efforts. (This is the good girlfriend talking.)

My boyfriend has decided to lose weight. His weightloss efforts have resulted in a 10:1 ratio of pounds lost. For every one pound I lose, he loses 10 lbs! I'm as jealous as Tonya Harding when she plotted Nancy Kerrigan's ice skating demise. I don't wish him any ill will, but by golly I wish the ratio was a little closer. (This is the bad girlfriend talking.)

May the best girlfriend win!

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LEMON2012 4/30/2012 1:36PM

    I love the other comment about prison food! LoL Too funny! Just keep going! All that matters is you both will be victorious.....BUT yes, men do suck! LoL

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DROPOFHONEY 4/30/2012 1:20PM

    Men seem to lose weight at a faster speed then us women..
Please don't kill your hubby the food in prison Sucks.. (I do not know this from experience I swear!!! lol)

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