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I'm gonna be a bear in my next life!

Monday, April 30, 2012

I'm Gonna be a Bear.

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, I'm gonna be a bear!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
JAZZEJR 5/2/2012 5:14AM

    Cute! emoticon

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OPALMOON 5/1/2012 2:36AM

    Haha, love it!!

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CAROLIAN 5/1/2012 2:07AM

    Hugs xxxx

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GRAMMACATHY 4/30/2012 6:38PM

    I love this. I think I already am a bear. LOL

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    Thanks for the laugh. I want to be a bear too! emoticon

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MARTHASPARKS 4/30/2012 11:39AM

    Sounds good to me!

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IOEINC 4/30/2012 11:38AM

    Sounds heavenly... Now I want to come back as a bear too!! emoticon

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BEARGODDESS 4/30/2012 10:53AM

    Yes! Join us......join us........ emoticon

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JITZUROE 4/30/2012 10:51AM

    I had to giggle at the hairy legs part!!! Oh you made me laugh...
Can I be a GUMMY bear??

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WALLAHALLA 4/30/2012 10:01AM

    Sounds good to me!

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ESILBO 4/30/2012 9:55AM

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