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Risque joke (well not really, but go on & check it out - it's worth the groan)...

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Sunday, April 29, 2012

... " Morning Sex "

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in..

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."


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    Love it

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    Very good!
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    Thanks for a real good laugh! It's kind of rare laughing from your heart with all that problems we have lately (at least some of us).

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    hehe too funny

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    Good laugh. Thanks for sharing.

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    Got a chukle from this. LOL emoticon

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  You wanted it; here it is -- GROAN!

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    LOL!

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TERRIJ7 4/30/2012 11:07AM

    Now that's funny! Wait...I have to go tell my husband!

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    LOL

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    Awesome! We all can use more laughter in our life. I love it!

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    funny, good job

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    I should get points just for reading this joke!

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    Ugh! Smile!

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    Hilarious!!

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  So LOL Funny!

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    giggle/groan!

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  Chuckle! Chuckle!

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KRISTALD76 4/30/2012 5:54AM

    Haha....passing this one on

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SUSANK16 4/30/2012 5:33AM

  you do get a sigh and a groan on that one.

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    Haha, that was hilarious emoticon .....but that ain't right.

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