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Risque joke (well not really, but go on & check it out - it's worth the groan)...


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Sunday, April 29, 2012

... " Morning Sex "

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in..

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."


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DHEBNER 5/23/2012 3:46AM

    That was too Cute. Thanks I needed a good laugh. emoticon

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BARBARAJ73 5/15/2012 10:32AM

    Toooooooooo funnnnnnnny!! emoticon

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SIZE8NOTSOMUCH 5/11/2012 12:16PM

    OUTSTANDING
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TRESA7 5/10/2012 6:27PM

    LOL! Hilarious.

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MCMAHANEY 5/6/2012 12:33PM

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never look a gifted horse in the mouth. glad you went with it.
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    Lol too cute. emoticon

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    hahahaaaaaaaaa that's awesome!!!

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  Nice!

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DDERNO85 5/3/2012 10:34AM

    Hahaha too funny!

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KNITTINGNAN 5/2/2012 11:59PM

  Well, I am just embarrassed that I actually was caught hook, line, and sinker!!!!! emoticon

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PRAYINGSUZIE 5/2/2012 10:59PM

    That is cute!

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CUDDLYPOLARBEAR 5/2/2012 5:27PM

    very cute....

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    emoticon Too funny!

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POPEYETHETURTLE 5/1/2012 10:02PM

    Had to read it three times to get it. Hmmmm..... Well, that might work in our house if you like hard-boiled eggs.

When I was in the Army, that was called "Patriot Sex", explicitly designed for military folks just before getting on the plane to a combat zone.

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POPEYETHETURTLE 5/1/2012 9:59PM

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BABBINA 5/1/2012 5:40PM

    OUCHIE!! lol

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PAULOBRY 5/1/2012 5:14PM

    Speaking on behalf of my fellow male Sparkies, the replacement egg timer might.... uh you know, have an "accident". emoticon

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ONEATATIME3 5/1/2012 5:01PM

  emoticon That was a good one emoticon

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CATLADY52 5/1/2012 4:26PM

    That's a good one! emoticon

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MERRICKWATERS 5/1/2012 4:12PM

    good one lol
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  I love it! Thanks for the great laugh! emoticon

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JOYCECAIN 5/1/2012 2:21PM

    THIS WAS PRICELESS. I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH. emoticon

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    emoticon emoticon Thanks. I needed that! emoticon


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    That was AWFUL.... emoticon emoticon emoticon

Skinny

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SKMINNY 5/1/2012 12:33PM

    thats great!

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RINA2002 5/1/2012 12:00PM

  LOL, I had to read it twice to get it.

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EVERLEARNING 5/1/2012 11:35AM

    cute!
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    I liked it!

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    Hilarious! emoticon

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BACKATITAMY 5/1/2012 10:00AM

  LMAO!!! thanks for that today :)

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TICKLEBEE 5/1/2012 9:25AM

    uh-oh

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DEBBYFROMMT 5/1/2012 8:27AM

    So funny!

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KRKNOCKS 5/1/2012 7:59AM

  LOL! thanks for sharing.

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    lol

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RCWESTERVELT 4/30/2012 10:18PM

    Love it!

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    lol

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