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Bubba and the Gator

Sunday, April 29, 2012

A filthy rich man in Florida decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Bubba, the only redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who is brave enough to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Bubba in the pool!

Bubba was fighting the gator and kicking its hide! Bubba was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Bubba and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Bubba strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Bubba then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Bubba, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Bubba.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Bubba.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Bubba said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Bubba, then what do you want?"

Bubba said, "I want the name of the SOB who pushed me in the pool."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
WILSON425 5/2/2012 8:34AM

    That would answer it. emoticon

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BAYBERRYBEAR 4/30/2012 1:35AM


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CJSARGENT1 4/29/2012 4:45PM


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EGALITAIRE 4/29/2012 3:19PM

    They could split the reward

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NAYPOOIE 4/29/2012 3:10PM


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ALICERIEGER 4/29/2012 9:31AM

    I can see his point.

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HELEN_BR 4/29/2012 9:29AM

    Funny! emoticon

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GRAMPAM 4/29/2012 8:55AM

    That's Hilarious!

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DFROMTX 4/29/2012 7:38AM

    emoticon Thanks for the chuckle this morning!

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IDLETYME 4/29/2012 7:24AM

    Funny! emoticon emoticon

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BONDMANUS2002 4/29/2012 3:49AM


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MAMAWALMART 4/29/2012 3:42AM

    I love this. I will have to tell my husband and son this one.

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