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Tightly Packed

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.

As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!".

Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was half-way to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "Honey...I...I promise. I didn't pinch that girl".

His wife smiled and said consolingly, "of course you didn't sweetheart. I did!"
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