Tuesday, April 24, 2012
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!".
Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was half-way to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "Honey...I...I promise. I didn't pinch that girl".
His wife smiled and said consolingly, "of course you didn't sweetheart. I did!"