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Husbands!!!!!


Tuesday, April 24, 2012





A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.


The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"


"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.


"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.


"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."


"Will you spend this on greens' fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.


"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"


"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.


"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.


"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."


The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."


The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex.

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ANNCHER 4/25/2012 1:19PM

    How funny! I like that one! Have a great day! Hugs! emoticon

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    Thanks for sharing the laugh!

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RUARUGBYNUT2 4/25/2012 7:18AM

    emoticon nice one, i guess i betta take up Golf and Fishing! x x
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    Husbands indeed!!!

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