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The Simple Wisdom of Scottish Doctors


Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet?


The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon'."


The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."


Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. She says: "Doctor that was brilliant! Evrae time ma hubbie came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished an' swished, and he didnae touch me even once! Tell me Doc...wha's the secret? How's the water do that?"


The Doctor says: "Janet, it's really nae big secret. The water does bugger all - it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..." Did you smile, I did

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REJ7777 4/25/2012 7:25AM

    Keeping our mouths shut solves quite a few problems. emoticon

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SUSIEPH1 4/24/2012 9:17PM

    So True!!

Hugs Susie emoticon emoticon

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DEE107 4/24/2012 5:58PM

    thanks

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0309COOKIE 4/24/2012 5:55PM

    That was too funny! Lol.

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LIBELULITA 4/24/2012 5:23PM

    Gave me a laugh....thank you!!

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DOOBRIE 4/24/2012 5:10PM

    Didn't see that one coming - emoticon

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ROSEWAND 4/24/2012 2:08PM

    Sorry, do not see the humor. Seems to
make the woman responsible for the
abuse. emoticon

Comment edited on: 4/24/2012 2:08:38 PM

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DEFIANTVEGAN 4/24/2012 12:02PM

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SENATOR9 4/24/2012 10:07AM

    love it emoticon

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ELSEEBEE 4/24/2012 9:44AM

    Love it! emoticon

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EGALITAIRE 4/24/2012 9:40AM

    Cute

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GATOR12 4/24/2012 9:29AM

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KATHRYNLP 4/24/2012 9:29AM

    Hey don't encourage Senator... he's bad enough already! ROTF!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SEPTEMBERSPIRIT 4/24/2012 9:28AM

    You have such a wonderful sense of humour - luv you Caz!

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HEALTHY4ME 4/24/2012 9:20AM

    HAHAHA omg wouldnt work for me, but then if he hit me- that wouldnt work for him!!! be the first and last time he hit me LOL

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SHAWFAN 4/24/2012 7:54AM

    emoticon Too funny!! Thanks for the grin!

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LOVESLIFE48 4/24/2012 7:36AM

    emoticon Love it!!!!

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HISARTIST 4/24/2012 7:28AM

    LOL (and I could almost do the brogue...frightening emoticon )

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