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HOW TO BATHE A CAT

Sunday, April 22, 2012

I had such a good laugh this morning - I had to share this from mountainwings.com
(always encouraged to share)


HOW TO BATHE A CAT
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1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and
stand on top, so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.
(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which
is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as
possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,
where he will air dry.

Sincerely,

The Dog
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  • v NEEDTOLOSE100LB
    You all chuckle...now add a 3 year-old that actually tried this...lots of yelling by both the cat and the child. My daughter tried this and when I asked her what she was doing (she didn't flush the toilet, but everything else she tried) she said that the cat was dirty....this is the same cat I found between the window and the outside screen later..."he wanted to go out"....same child. We chuckle about how she would never put the cat down. I tried to tell her the cat had four feet to walk with, but I would make myself hoarse telling that child to put him down. Luckily he didn't seem to mind and was a gentle ball of fur.

    Laurie
    1511 days ago
  • v SUSANHGREENE
    That is too funny!!!! I used to have a cat that I had to bathe about once a month because was so big she couldn't clean herself good (she was a rescue and was that big when I got her)...wish I had thought about this method for her - would have been better than fighting with her in the bathtub!!! emoticon
    1525 days ago
  • v DEE107
    oh my goodness I dont want to be around lol
    1526 days ago
  • v THEADMIRAL
    emoticon Oh, that's wicked! emoticon
    1526 days ago
  • v CBEVNOW
    Funnnnny. emoticon emoticon emoticon
    1526 days ago
  • v WINSLOWGIRLS3
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious!!!
    1526 days ago
  • v LITTLEGUYSMOM1
    emoticon too funny! emoticon
    1526 days ago
  • v SONICB
    emoticon That's hilarious! When I saw the title of this blog post, my initial reaction was "You just don't!"
    1526 days ago
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