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Fondest Wish

Saturday, April 21, 2012

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare & walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "Clean my house."

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ALICERIEGER 4/25/2012 8:08AM


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SKMINNY 4/22/2012 12:21PM

    ha ha loved this one too!

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BROOKRIVERS 4/22/2012 11:15AM

    Now those are 3 words I need to remember!!!! emoticon

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WILSON425 4/21/2012 10:51PM

    YES! Pull out that refridgerater and do the nasty! (I wonder how all that crap gets under there?!?) emoticon

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AJB121299 4/21/2012 10:50PM


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