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6th Grade English Assignment

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Thursday, April 19, 2012

This week, Audrey had to write a limerick. Just for fun, I thought I'd write one too. I tried to make it as Junior High as possible. heh heh

There once was a Sparker who hooped,
In the backyard, where her dog had pooped.
As she spun round and round,
With one eye on the ground,
She said, "How I wish I had scooped."

True story.


Professor Gunner says, "Be sure to follow the proper rhyme and rhythm pattern, students."
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INCH_BY_INCH 8/30/2013 10:02AM

  This made me laughed out loud. It is like our yard too. At my house it was dodging the neighbor's cow pies from the heifers that got loose. That was in addition to the cats and dog dung that already exists. Oh well, it's all free fertilizer for the grass.

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LARKIFER 10/9/2012 2:52PM

  Just reading this now and wondering?

Were you looped when you hooped
Where the puppy had pooped?

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PMFISH 7/13/2012 1:51AM

    Cute!

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STINASTEW 6/24/2012 11:14AM

    haha! Very cute limerick AND of course, the dog, too!!

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BLUE_KARMA 5/26/2012 7:09PM

    Excellent!!! As for scooping - isn't that why we have kids? ;-)
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FOX8518 5/9/2012 10:55PM

  Woot!

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RHAL1462 5/4/2012 9:53AM

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NOMOREBEIGE 4/30/2012 9:50AM

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TEDDYBEARGIRL 4/29/2012 9:40PM

    Loved it!!!!!!!!

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ELAINESHAFF 4/29/2012 10:40AM

    cute!!!!

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TEXASFILLY 4/27/2012 10:19PM

    emoticon Beautiful! So appropriate, too~ Way to go, Audrey~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon

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CHANGING4LIFE 4/27/2012 3:23PM

    Well done.

xoxox

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ROXYHON 4/27/2012 2:27PM

    Tee hee....wonderful limerick!
Thank you for the chuckle today. Being a fellow dog owner, I can relate!!!
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BOGUSANNIE 4/26/2012 12:13PM

    LMAO!!! well done!

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NANHBH 4/26/2012 2:35AM

    Too funny! Love it! I think I have a crush on Professor Gunner.
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RSWIFE 4/25/2012 8:28AM

    cute! emoticon

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DRAGONFLY126 4/24/2012 8:52PM

    I love Professor Gunner!!! Love the limerick.

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CINDYBEL 4/24/2012 10:21AM

    OOOH, you just made my day. Did you know it is National Poetry Month. emoticon

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ASDOBBER 4/24/2012 9:54AM

    Love it!!!

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FLUTTER-BY)L( 4/23/2012 10:29PM

    Lol emoticon

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LANNIEMANUEL 4/23/2012 6:38PM

    too cute

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KIMBERK24 4/23/2012 12:00PM

    Love, Love, LOVED it! :)
Bet my dog poo's more than your dog. LOL
Thanks for making me smile!

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IRONBLOSSOM 4/23/2012 11:57AM

    Thanks for a Monday morning smile! Have a great week!

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KITTYPNC 4/23/2012 11:40AM

  cute limerick emoticon

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GODDREAMDIVA1 4/23/2012 7:45AM

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DIANNEMT 4/23/2012 7:40AM

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CAM2438 4/23/2012 6:46AM

    GREAT JOB! emoticon

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CANDOIT54 4/22/2012 8:19PM

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Thanks

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TRULYVISIBLE 4/22/2012 5:30PM

  Hysterical! Great limerick! Just one more talent to add to your long list of talents.
Have to love a dog in glasses.

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STREO2004 4/22/2012 12:06PM

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KATYDID! 4/22/2012 10:04AM

    Bahahahaha! Well done and thanks for the chuckle!

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SABLENESS 4/22/2012 8:58AM

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MONALISA49 4/22/2012 8:52AM

    Live and learn!!?? Maybe. Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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MCJULIEO 4/22/2012 8:32AM

    Limericks are irresistible, are they not?

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RNINNC 4/22/2012 7:26AM

  Thanks for th e chuckle emoticon

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PENOWOK 4/22/2012 7:25AM

    You are a HOOT!!! Did the puppy toot??

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LINKYSD 4/22/2012 7:23AM

    Thanks for the laugh. emoticon

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RICROG 4/22/2012 1:46AM

  Nice. I like it. emoticon

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KATBOXJANITOR 4/22/2012 12:54AM

    Junior high target achieved and I love the irreverence.



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LELERS 4/21/2012 11:28PM

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IMREITE 4/21/2012 8:15PM

    i like it. most middle school students enjoy limericks as long as they are funny.

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SESHAW0227 4/21/2012 7:26PM

    You're just so cute!

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LADYVOLSFAN1954 4/21/2012 5:31PM

    cute!

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NPINICOLE 4/21/2012 4:46PM

    Cute!

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MICHELE142 4/21/2012 3:28PM

   
Great limerick and so true.

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WINEALITTLE 4/21/2012 3:10PM

    So ... not only are you an award-winning blogger and hooper, but you're a poet to boot! Congratulations! And, once again, you have made my day.
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SPEEDY143 4/21/2012 2:19PM

    cute

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