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Dear Jeans...

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Dear Jeans I bought last month,

I am so sorry. I know it seems like we're getting off on the wrong foot, since we were only together two weeks before I started to change. You might be thinking that we're not as close as we were such a short time ago, but I promise you that this is best for both of us.

I know we rushed into this relationship, because I was so sure that it wouldn't matter that you were big. I thought for certain that I would fail to change myself, and so I brought you into my life and into my home, and I was so happy to have you with me. You flattered me, you made me feel so beautiful.

But I DID change. I changed and I'm happy that I changed, but now it feels like we just don't fit together like we used to. You were so clingy at the beginning and now that closeness is going away. I don't want you to go! I really want this relationship to work out, and for that to happen, you will have to change with me. I'd never ask you to do this for me if I didn't love you so much. Please. Please change for me.

I've already set up a hot laundry cycle for you. It's a cold rinse, but the hot wash will be good for both of us as it will shrink the 99% of you that is 100% cotton. I found the hottest setting on the dryer, too. It's going to be hard, and you might not think it's worth it to take all this heat, but please just try it. Please try to shrink a size and a half.

For me.

For us.

For our future together.

With all my love and passion,

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    I believe you guys will make it through this turmoil!!! Cuz they definitely be some shmexy jeans :P
    2170 days ago
  • XENA47
    Yeah, now you have me curious too. Don't leave us in suspense. emoticon
    2170 days ago
    Ha! Let us know how the relationship works out!
    2171 days ago
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