my brain is on vacation, my body is in REVOLT!
Saturday, April 07, 2012
warning, following story in a little T.M.I. for some. (LOL!)
i decided to get some mc donalds, today. i had 2 hamburgers, fries and coke. while my brain was on vacation, i guess my mouth (namely my tongue) decided to be in charge.
yummy, it tasted SO good. but the feeling was short lived... by the time the stuff got to my stomach, it was wondering what was up? it was sayin, "what the heck? we have been getting healthy food for 2 months now, and now you decide to throw this junk down? maybe we need to give a little warning. let's send an 'acid reflux' message"
yup, i got that message, but my stomach was NOT done! next, i received the message (again from the stomach), i felt like a had 10 pound rock in my tummy.
a few minutes later, my lower G.I. chimed in... gurgling and cramping up...
uh, oh... there was a massive ehem... "exodus" of the junk food. guess my body was trying to make a statement... so, for a while, i am prisoner to the bathroom.
i don' think i will give my brain a "weekend leave" again...