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Saturday, April 07, 2012

Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.

St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”

The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”

“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”

The second blonde replies, “Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.”

St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she’s wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, “What is Easter?”

The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, “I know what Easter is.”

“Oh?” says St. Peter, incredulously.

“Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder.”

St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, “Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter.”

Happy Easter!


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ASHAIXIM 5/10/2012 9:54PM

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Here's one for you... and it has the benefit of being true!!

My sister-in-law (ex) is absolutely brilliant if you need redneck work done... she even built a retaining wall in like 30 minutes with her bare hands, a huge hammer thing, and a saw, in exchange for my DBinL (who owned the house I bought off him) fixing my niece's (her daughter's) car. However, she's not terribly brilliant in some other areas. We were all sitting around Thanksgiving once at her house (she's a great cook! In fact her youngest is a chef.) So she pipes up in the middle of dinner, "what day's today?" She didn't realize that Thanksgiving is always on a THURSDAY!! My youngest grown niece (the now chef) said "Gee mom, I thought Aunt Char (my sister) was the dumb blonde of the family!" My sister (who's a podiatrist and yes is the dumb blonde of our family) turns around, looks my niece straight in the eye, and says "That's DOCTOR Dumb Blonde to YOU!"

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ELIZACG9 4/9/2012 5:22PM

    Ha Ha Ha emoticon

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BEGOODE 4/8/2012 6:38PM

    Good one! Lol

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MICHELE142 4/8/2012 1:26AM

Great one !

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SNUZSUZ 4/7/2012 10:24PM


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ONUTHIN125 4/7/2012 9:15PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon Hope you have a lovely Easter! Spark On! emoticon emoticon

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DBELLE39 4/7/2012 6:00PM

    Happy Easter!

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1CRAZYDOG 4/7/2012 4:36PM

    She almost had it!!!! LOL

Happy Easter to you.

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SHOAPIE 4/7/2012 3:47PM


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GRANNYSUE9 4/7/2012 1:48PM

    That is totally a blonde joke!

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GRNDMOM43 4/7/2012 12:15PM

    emoticon so sad but too true.

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