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A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes...

Friday, April 06, 2012

to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

"Nine..."
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  • WENDYJM4
    wow. to late to plan LOL
    1635 days ago
  • FITANDFIFTY2
    Lol.. loved it! Happy Easter!! emoticon
    1635 days ago
  • KNITTINGNAN
    Your jokes often leave me speechless....On the other hand...

    That same man went to see his doctor because he could not control his farting. The doctor politely listened to his problem and left the room. When he returned he was carrying a long pole with a large hook at the end of it. Shocked, the man stood up and asked the doctor what he was going to do. Calmly the doctor responded, "I'm opening the window. It stinks in here!"

    HAPPY EASTER!!
    1635 days ago
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