Friday, April 06, 2012
So, wow. Yeah, I did it. I'm still kind of in shock.
I'm stunned. I bought shirts at the mall today. They fit right off the rack. They were on sale, 2 for $12.
I cannot tell you the last time I did that. I might have been in middle school. It might have been even longer.
I bought some jeans today and thought they were too tight because they weren't baggy around the waist. My fiancee gave me this pitying yet lustful look and informed me that's how jeans are SUPPOSED to look. Especially, in her words, when they make my ass look good.
I'm going to need to take some time to process this. :)