A Silver Lining in Every Cloud
Monday, April 02, 2012
The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.
"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely to contain himself, "there's good news and bad news."
Thinking of all the things that could have happened in the Mid-East, the President muttered, "Oh, no".
After a moment to gather his wits, the President said, "Well, let me have the bad news first."
"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."
"Gosh, and the good news?"
"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters & piss oil."