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A Silver Lining in Every Cloud

Monday, April 02, 2012

The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely to contain himself, "there's good news and bad news."

Thinking of all the things that could have happened in the Mid-East, the President muttered, "Oh, no".

After a moment to gather his wits, the President said, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters & piss oil."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
AJDOVER1 4/3/2012 3:54PM

    love it!

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LODESTONE 4/3/2012 3:52PM

    Sound like they should be welcomed----maybe taken to our leader? Might give him an energy plan!!!!!

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PAMBWS 4/3/2012 10:22AM


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SUGARBABY60 4/3/2012 4:11AM

    But the HOT AIR in Washington will be the same .

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JANIEWWJD 4/3/2012 2:46AM

    Maybe that'll bring down the price of gas! LOL!!!!

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DMILLE40 4/2/2012 8:19PM


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