Our newspaper had funny food news
Monday, April 02, 2012
Story one: Two women, one aged 68 and the other 34 or so, got in a big fight because the younger woman threw a cookie at the older woman. Really, a vanilla sandwich cookie. The two got into a fistfight over this, and both were arrested.
Story two: A man was arrested for domestic violence (not funny) - in addition to hitting the woman (not funny) he smeared lasagna in her hair. Now you've got to admit, that's a very funny albeit very sad story. I mean, who goes around smearing lasagna in their partner's hair just because they're angry about something????