Dear Pizza,

I'm sorry to tell you that we can't be friends anymore. I gave you a chance but you just wouldn't agree with me. You were there for me over the years but now I feel that we must part ways. Besides you have a lot more friends than you can handle. You won't miss l'll ole me.

Please be sympathetic to my feelings and change in lifestyle. You have to understand that I am only doing what is best for me.

I am sure that you will continue to be very active in the community and I am also sure that we will continue to travel in the same circles and attend the same parties . However I think it would be best if you just stay on your side of the room and I will stay on mine.

All the best with your travels.

-- No Longer A Fan of Pizza