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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be the Man of Your House".
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law'! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your ass cremated."


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BJPENNY70 6/15/2012 3:25PM

    To funny, lol!

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ANHELIC 6/15/2012 2:31PM

    emoticon emoticon

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LUVZ2BAKE 4/2/2012 9:44AM

    I don't have one of those around the house to worry about right now! LOL And actually had one that kind of looked at things that way and needless to say he is no longer in residence here! No, he didn't visit the undertaker but I would have liked to send him there a few times! LOL

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AUNTB63 3/31/2012 6:37PM

    emoticon very good......thanks for sharing. I thought about it for awhile and I think that's how it would go down at my/our house. emoticon

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NOMORESTALLING 3/28/2012 10:10PM

    The emoticon I say! That'd be the day LOL

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MS.ELENI 3/27/2012 8:27PM

    Sounds about right to me emoticon

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