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Medicare in a Nut Shell

Thursday, March 22, 2012

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello..'

'Mrs. Sanders, please.'

'Speaking.'

'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'

'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV...We can't tell which is which.'

'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?', questioned Mrs. Sanders.

'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.'

'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town...If he finds his way home...Don't sleep with him.

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DUTCH1811 3/26/2012 5:18PM

    Great emoticon

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WILSON425 3/24/2012 12:38PM

    She could hand him a condom and see if he remembers what they are used for. LOL. I just read Mels' joke on using them for chewing gum.

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SPARKL3 3/23/2012 12:01AM

    This has got to be your funniest joke yet!!! emoticon Thanks for the good laugh!

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JANIEWWJD 3/22/2012 10:34PM

    OMG, that's too funny. emoticon

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CATLADY52 3/22/2012 10:19PM

    What to do if he comes home but can't remember his name? emoticon

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MARJORIEWRIGHT 3/22/2012 10:04PM

    That was great!!

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INFLATED 3/22/2012 9:21PM

    This makes me wonder if they called the other Mrs. Sanders.



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ROBBIE53 3/22/2012 6:58PM

    LOL

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MARGEMF 3/22/2012 4:24PM

    Haven't read this one for awhile, it's cute anyway. emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 3/22/2012 2:00PM

    Thank YOU !! Another one too good not to share with my non-SparkPeople friends. Keep up the good work. I sure do love a good joke. Like most people I can always use another smile.

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TWEETYKC00 3/22/2012 11:29AM

    That is what they would do, too! lol.

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NASFKAB 3/22/2012 11:13AM

  great

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0309COOKIE 3/22/2012 11:11AM

    Lol.

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JEANNE229 3/22/2012 11:06AM

    Love your ongoing humor!

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    LOL

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1CRAZYDOG 3/22/2012 10:40AM

    Uh oh . . . sounds a little too frighteningly close to the truth!!

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