The most insane letter ever written by a child to a TV weatherman.
Thursday, March 08, 2012
I boldly ripped this post off from:
But it was too funny not to share.
Dear Mr. Ramon,
Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about weather.
Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.
I will personally make you a throne that is half platinum and half solid gold and jewel encrusted.
Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for a horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames... And in case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.
P.S. Look on the back for a drawing.
If Flint grows up to be a local TV weatherman, we are immediately packing our bags and moving to that city. Think this kid would settle for just putting a pair of Ray Bans on the sunshine graphic? His sunshine graphic would ride a harley while juggling rescue puppies. Every time a nice day was predicted we'd probably get to see his sunshine graphic disembowel a raincloud graphic with the tusk of a narwhal. In short, a weather report totally demanding that you relocate your family immediately. Oh, and below is Flint's drawing from the back page:
Unicorn: Your doughnuts, Master
Man in Chair: Marvelis