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The most insane letter ever written by a child to a TV weatherman.

Thursday, March 08, 2012

I boldly ripped this post off from:

But it was too funny not to share.

Without preamble:

Dear Mr. Ramon,

Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about weather.

Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.

I will personally make you a throne that is half platinum and half solid gold and jewel encrusted.

Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, youíre more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for a horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames... And in case you didnít know, thatís pretty dang sweet.

Sincerely, Flint

P.S. Look on the back for a drawing.


If Flint grows up to be a local TV weatherman, we are immediately packing our bags and moving to that city. Think this kid would settle for just putting a pair of Ray Bans on the sunshine graphic? His sunshine graphic would ride a harley while juggling rescue puppies. Every time a nice day was predicted we'd probably get to see his sunshine graphic disembowel a raincloud graphic with the tusk of a narwhal. In short, a weather report totally demanding that you relocate your family immediately. Oh, and below is Flint's drawing from the back page:

Unicorn: Your doughnuts, Master
Man in Chair: Marvelis

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