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Garfield’s Top 10 Excuses for NOT Exercising


Saturday, March 03, 2012

Garfield’s Top 10 Excuses for NOT Exercising

Garfield is round & proud! He hates to exercise. When someone like oh, I don't know, maybe your Personal Trainer wants you to break out in a sweat--test drive these excuses to worm your way out of it:

10. I can’t do leg lifts today, I’m supposed to get a face lift

9. Sorry, I cant do sit-ups. But I can do lie downs instead.

8. Run in the gym gasping for breath and say: “I ran across the street to get here, and you still want me to exercise!”

7. Why should I be "in-shape" anyway? Round is a shape right?

6. Leg lifts? I thought you said Turkey leg lifts

5. I’m not overweight, I’m just undertall.

4. I used to exercise, but I'm just fine now. Thanks anyway!

3. I have a condition called exercise-o-phobia also known as the fear of sweat. So if I start sweating and screaming… don’t say I didn’t warn you

2. I know I look fat now, but in a parallel universe, I’m six-foot-two, 250 pounds, and extremely muscular.

1. Tell your friend in a sympathetic tone: “I hate to break it to you, but working out, just isn’t working out for me.”
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Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ROZEEROZ1 9/29/2012 2:03AM

    I love Garfield. My fav is that he is under tall.

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DGFOWLER 3/12/2012 12:32PM

    Um... let me see "I know I look fat now, but in a parallel universe, I’m six-foot-two, 250 pounds, and extremely muscular." Fat is fat no matter how you look at it. Love Garfield. He's my Lasagna buddy.. lol. Donna

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DFROMTX 3/12/2012 11:09AM

    Best excuses for not exercising I have ever heard! emoticon

Love Garfield. Thanks.

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PRAYINGSUZIE 3/5/2012 2:43PM

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LITTLEWIND53 3/5/2012 2:11PM

    Oh yeah !!!

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ASL191 3/5/2012 1:23PM

    Love it!

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DADDYTREVOR 3/5/2012 6:16AM

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SHERYE 3/4/2012 10:15PM

    I just love Garfield (even have a couple of stuffed Garfield's)

((HUGS))..Sherye

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HARROWJET 3/4/2012 8:59PM

    It sounds like he has some good reasons. emoticon

Judy emoticon

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JUDY1676 3/4/2012 8:50PM

    Cute! I love Garfield!

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DEE107 3/4/2012 8:10PM

    so cute

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WALLAHALLA 3/4/2012 6:17PM

    where's the lasagna???

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TINY67 3/4/2012 1:44PM

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PURPLE_ROSE_BUD 3/4/2012 12:25PM

    Thanks for the laughs. I knew I liked Garfield for a reason!!!

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TICKLEBEE 3/4/2012 9:41AM

    makes sense to me!

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BESTMEICANBE51 3/4/2012 9:39AM

    OH, I knew I loved that cat !

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JSALERNO 3/4/2012 9:26AM

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LOVESLIFE48 3/4/2012 8:41AM

    I love Garfield!!! Thanks for the laughs!!! emoticon

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DADDYTREVOR 3/4/2012 8:10AM

    Good reasons all!

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LADYGLAMOUR 3/4/2012 4:01AM

  This guy is really intelligent! emoticon emoticon

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VICIOUS421 3/4/2012 12:37AM

    emoticon I love Garfield!!!!!
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ARTJAC 3/3/2012 11:03PM

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ASHLEYKAT 3/3/2012 9:35PM

    Really cute. Thanks for sharing!

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DEE107 3/3/2012 8:59PM

    so so cute thanks

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FISHINGLADY66 3/3/2012 8:34PM

    OMG How cute. I love Garfield. Thanks.

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SHERYE 3/3/2012 8:20PM

    OMG I just loved all those wonderful excuses emoticon

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MSLZZY 3/3/2012 6:59PM

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SING4MYFOOD 3/3/2012 6:46PM

    Too funny! I think I'll borrow some of them! emoticon

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WALLAHALLA 3/3/2012 6:30PM

    where's the lasagna???

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CHRIS5258 3/3/2012 5:59PM

    Round is a shape emoticon emoticon

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KITT52 3/3/2012 5:46PM

    I have always loved garfield

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