Buh-Bye Bad Omentum!
Friday, March 02, 2012
I never new that I had another organ in my body-functioning to cause inflammation and constant metabolic changes in my body.... the big bad omentum.
So this is what I have to say to you, big bad omentum. BUH BYE!!! See ya later! I'm going to walk every day until I see your cousin, the healthy omentum. I'm sick of you causing all these problems and storing more and more fat. You are hurting your fellow organs, and if you can't be supportive to them- you are evicted. I will give you a 60 day notice to pack your fat and leave! The healthy antioxidants and food I'm putting in my body are going to help with that eviction process. I normally am a very nice person- but I DO NOT like you. You make me feel tired, weak, and make it hard for me to move around like I use to. You have invaded my liver and shared some of your fat- so now I have a "fatty liver". I've been having pep talks with my liver and it is willing to evict the fatty deposits if I continue to lose weight, eat healthy, control my glucose levels, and cholesterol...all of which I am doing. Omentum, you are nothing but toxic and I'm done...had it! So I will end with a poem to you.
Dearest Bad Omentum:
Roses are Red
Charcoal is Black
When you are finally gone,
I'll have my life back.
In the famous words of Donald Trump: "You're Fired"!
Off to start the day...drink my green tea and eats lots fiber!