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Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep


Thursday, March 01, 2012

- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?
- Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?
- If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?
- If we make sweaters out of a sheep's hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters?
- If you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear what can you make with it?
- If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?
- What do pigs say when they don't want to do something? Would it be 'Yea when humans fly'?
- What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
- Why can't pigs look up into the sky?
- Why do pigs have curly tails?
- Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn?
- Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?
- Would a small pig be called a hamlet?

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ALICERIEGER 3/1/2012 10:40AM

    Great!

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HELEN_BRU 3/1/2012 9:42AM

    Loved them!

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GRANDMA624 3/1/2012 7:59AM

  emoticon Too cute!!

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