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Funny Ads

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

These are advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country (or so we are led to believe)

- Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

- The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

- Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

- Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

- Stock up and save. Limit: one.

- We build bodies that last a lifetime.

- For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

- Man, honest. Will take anything.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
GRANDMA624 3/1/2012 8:02AM

  emoticon You always come up with the cutest blogs. Thanks.

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BROOKRIVERS 2/29/2012 5:45PM

    Thanks for the good chuckles! Also, learned about Oxycise from your spark page, and now I'm so curious to find out what it is. One of my sister-in-laws has been talking A LOT about the importance of breathing, so can't wait to tell her about this. Tx!

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IDLETYME 2/29/2012 12:52PM

    Those are great - Thanks!!!

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BOO-SHAY 2/29/2012 12:08PM

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MI-ELLKAYBEE 2/29/2012 11:44AM

    "Stock up and save. Limit: One" Toooo true! These are great! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 2/29/2012 11:36AM

    Love them!

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HELEN_BRU 2/29/2012 8:43AM


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