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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

For those who don't know, it's official, I've registered for my very first Triathlon!!!
Which also happens to be my first race of any kind outside of when I was on swimteam in high school. I mean, why start with one sport when I can start with three?
I've always been indecisive, so this kind of eliminated having to pick one sport to concentrate on. Problem solved.

Except for that one thing.
You know the one.

That one where I don't bike.
Or run.
At all.

Ya.... that one....

I've been thinking about signing up for a triathlon for a month or two now, so I'd have something to train for, instead of just "because." Don't get me wrong, there are all kinds of becauses: weight loss, endurance, it's good for me, my heart, my mood, my sleep, you name it. Plenty of because.

But because was getting a little monotonous. I like exercise, and I like all those reasons TO exercise, and while I definitely see progress in my group exercise classes as I can do more and push harder, I wasn't working TOWARD anything, just building habits I intend to keep forever. That's awesome. But kinda boring.

Now a RACE, on the other hand, is exciting!!! Particularly my very FIRST race outside of school sports!

So, I figured, I better at least try out a spin class and see if I can do that.
Now, this may not SOUND like a big deal, but it was to me. I'd tried the spin class about a year ago, and it was AWFUL. I was totally incapable of standing up and pedaling at the same time, I couldn't keep up, and my tenders hurt for a week afterwards.

Did not like.
All I was hoping for was better than that!
Despite my fear, and some worry for my sensitive bits, I gave it a try... AND KICKED THAT SPIN CLASS'S ARSE!!! It was a great work out, but I had no problem keeping up.

Biking: not so scary.

And then I started telling people about my thoughts and saying "probably" instead of "maybe."

And then I did it. I registered for my first race last week!!!!!

Yesterday marked 12 weeks out, or, Tri Training Day 1
I decided to start with the familiar, and hit the pool. I still swim semi-regularly, but I don't track my yardage, I just do whatever sounds fun for 45 minutes to an hour, usually while wearing my fins, and then sit in the hot tub!

So last night I decided to swim about 3/4 of a mile (the distance of the swim in the race), withOUT fins, and see how hard it was/how long it took/etc. I don't know how long the pool at my gym is, so to be safe I counted one length of the pool as 20 yards (instead of the usual 25, because I suspect it's a tad short of that). I got tired of trying to do math, but I know a mile is somewhere between 1800 and 1900 yards, if I was doing it right, so I decided to just swim 1500 to be safe.
I assumed it would take me about 45 minutes to an hour.... And I swam it with no problems in about 25 minutes!

So you may have noticed something...
Former competitive swimmer still swims regularly, so
Swim: check
Tried the spin class, had no problems with a solid hour of hard cycling, so
Bike: needs practice, but check

Running.... Well.... I hate running. I can't stand it. I have never and I mean NEVER liked running. Even at my best physical shape as a competitive swimmer I couldn't complete even 1 lap around the track on the days they forced us to run.

I can't run, I have knee problems.
I can't run, I'm too fat.
I can't run, I get those terrible side stitches when I try.
I can't run.

When I TRY to run I'm fairly convinced that I'm going to shoot lasers out of my eyes in order to destroy the treadmill so that I wont have to run anymore.

But I WANT to be able to run. Having never been able to, I don't actually know, but I THINK being able to run would be really really great. I can't really explain it, but I can picture it, and in my brain it seems pretty fantastic.

I decided to try. Again.
I've tried the Couch to 5k program about 3 or 4 different times, but never made it past week 3. It HURT, so I stopped.

I was riding pretty high on discovering that a 3/4 mile swim is something I can easily work up to practically sprinting in the 12 weeks I have 'till the race...
So I went for it.
I set my alarm 90 minutes early last night.
I actually got up instead of snoozing through it, changed into some freshly washed work out gear and my new shoes (same as my old shoes, but new), gulped down a bunch of water, put on my HRM and earbuds, and left the house!
While it was practically dark out!!!!
I had a plan. There is a little park about 5 blocks from my house with a lake in it, and a nice path all the way around it, and all kinds of cute duckies and gooses and things. I decided to walk briskly from my house to the lake, and then ATTEMPT to just run the whole loop without stopping.
I had no clue how long the loop was, but I've walked it a bunch of times, so I knew it was long enough to be challenging but not so long that I was being crazy.

I've heard people who run say over and over again that there is a part at the beginning where it basically totally sucks, and then they push through that, and hit some kind of pace where they feel good and like they could run forever.

I've heard this enough, from a wide enough variety of people, that it is PROBABLY not just something they say to trick me. But I had my doubts.

I reasoned with myself: these people are probably not trying to trick me. Some of them are older, fatter, creakier, in worse shape, less motivated, or whatever other excuses I use, and they can do it.
I am a human.
I probably have a pace.
I deserve a pace!
I deserve that magical pace place where I feel like I can run forever, and I will find it!!!!

Now how to find it?
The Lulu version: If I am not ACTUALLY going to pass out, or die, or injure myself, I can keep running, even if I don't think I can.

The run started out nervous, but good. I reminded myself that I wasn't worried whatsoever about how slow I go, just that I GO, and don't stop. I had some good tunes, I found a comfortable quick jog, and tried to distract myself as much as possible with the cute duckies and people's dogs, and the children walking to school, and pretty much anything I could find to think about other than the fact that I was running....
And I kept running....
And before I knew it I was half way around the loop and still feeling surprisingly okay!
Was this the magical pace? Did I find it?
Well if I did I lost it about 200yds later, when my legs started to feel like big heavy rubber things, and I was pretty sure I was gasping but couldn't actually hear myself over my earbuds, and wanted more than anything to just slow down to a walk. But I wasn't going to pass out. I wasn't going to die. I wasn't risking injury. There was no good reason not to keep going, I was more than halfway there, just keep going!!!
I just kept telling myself, over and over. I'm not actually going to pass out, die, or injure myself, I can keep going. I can do this. I can meet this goal and run farther on Friday and run 5 whole miles after swimming 3/4 of one and biking 16 on May 20th. I can run this loop!!!
And I did it!!!
I ran the whole loop!!
And I did not pass out or die or injure myself!!!!

When I got home I turned to my old friend the google machine to see just how far I'd managed to run. I was able to do it, so I was guessing a half mile at most, if I was lucky.

The google machine told me that I actually RAN, as in not walked, and I even feel confident in saying it was a little better than a jog for most of MORE THAN A MILE.

1.3 miles to be exact.
ON MY VERY FIRST TRY. And in only about 10 or 11 minutes!!!!!!!
And in the nick of time, because as I stepped into the shower, feeling victorious, it started to rain.

That's right, I ran in the almost sunshine, a whole 1.3 miles, and THEN the rain came.

Just when I thought the universe wasn't on my side.
Thanks universe. I'm glad to see we've come to more of an understanding.

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CLIMBERS_ROCK 6/4/2013 11:07AM

    Good luck. emoticon

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AMARILYNH 8/21/2012 5:03PM

    Just ran across your blog - LOVED it!! Now I'm heading to your SPage to read about the RACE!!

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BIRKIE528 5/10/2012 12:32PM

    I was just going thru old SP emails & found your blog link! LOVE IT! (your drawings are TOO CUTE!) I am not a runner either...but love your mantra--will have to give it a try!

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HEALTHIERGIRL67 5/5/2012 4:09PM

    Great job girl! and I especially loved your running map. How could you not find your way with that!!! are you going to die? yes or no.. very simple! hahahhahaha great blog thanks!! emoticon you are a runner!!

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COMEONMA 3/13/2012 5:05PM

    I really enjoy reading your work. It is fun and extremely inspiring. Please keep it up!

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MJK0430 3/9/2012 1:27PM

    You are a fantastic writer! I lol about that magical running pace. You found it!

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ANGIEJAY77 3/8/2012 2:51PM

    That is incredible! I'm glad you are starting to're plan gives me hope that I will continue to long as I'm not going to pass out, die or hurt myself. Thanks for sharing!

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PLAYBLUES22 3/8/2012 1:26PM

    Thank you Sweetie this was a great blog emoticon

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MCJULIEO 3/8/2012 1:22PM

    Great going!
And great reading!

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KATHY_NATURELVR 3/8/2012 11:56AM

    This was great - I read it first on your blogspot page but couldn't comment there since I don't have a profile there. I love your style of writing - can't wait to get fully caught up :)

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MACMOM57 3/8/2012 8:12AM

    Thanks you for this awesome blog. I love you humor. Good luck with the tri I know you will do awesome.

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SAFETYSUE 3/8/2012 5:06AM

    I am hooked on your blogs after reading just two! I have to friend you as my newest inspiration to get my wheel chair moving. I love your drawings, they look like you do them yourself and they are so adorable. You should write a book!
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MISSFORTE 3/5/2012 1:18PM

    emoticon and emoticon to most popular blog this is GREAT!

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RUNNER12COM 3/5/2012 11:30AM

    I love everything about this blog!

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BONNIEMARGAY 3/5/2012 3:26AM

    Thank you!

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CUPCAKEFAIRY226 3/5/2012 12:52AM

    So inspiring!!! I think I'm actually going to give running another shot tomorrow using that nifty chart of yours :D

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SWEETSOUNDS11 3/4/2012 6:06PM

    Dare I say that you seem to be in very good shape and make nifty toons too!

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ROSETATMAN 3/4/2012 1:00PM

    Having swum twice last year and ridden my bike around the block a couple of times I too am signing up for a triathlon. It's not until august so I have some time. Good luck& keep us posted!

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JMMACKIE 3/4/2012 8:26AM

    This blog made me happy. And inspired to go not be a wimp and actually work out. Thanks! :-)

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CAROL_HOORAH 3/3/2012 7:31PM

    hilarious and inspiring!

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JIBBIE49 3/3/2012 6:22PM

    emoticon What an honor to have "FEATURED BLOG" in the Spark Mail. You are certainly a emoticon today!

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SM-ARTGIRL 3/3/2012 1:40PM

    Great! My first sport event outside of school was a mini tri. It felt very empowering to take on all three challenges at once! Good luck with your training!

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    Fantastic blog!

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ANDBEYOND 3/3/2012 12:03PM

    great we will always win in-the-end, if we just hang in there as you did! emoticon

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KATEM31 3/3/2012 11:00AM

    I like your reasoning - if I'm not going to pass out, die, or get injured then keep going. I'll have to try that. Good luck with your triathlon.

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GETTSTRONG 3/3/2012 10:28AM

  This was so inspiring! I copied your yes/no chart and posted it on the wall in front of my treadmill and my bike.

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SOMKHE 3/3/2012 9:44AM

    Congratulations!!! Loved the pictures and it was such an entertaining read. I hope to one day sum up the courage to actually go out and run. Every time I've tried it actually does feel like I'm about to die :p

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DOTTIEJANE1 3/3/2012 9:28AM

    This is great thanks for sharing . emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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KIPPER15 3/3/2012 9:11AM

    emoticon emoticon You ar doing great.

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GRANDMABEAST63 3/3/2012 7:21AM

    You are totally AWESOME, I just love your blogs. Well, you and I are going to be rocking this new adventure I too signed up for "Tri-a-Trialthon" mine is August 4 - Swim: 200M, Bike: 20K and Run: 2.5K. I am doing it with my 18 year old niece. The biking and running I got down pat it's the swimming part that worries me since I had major surgery in my left ear so as soon as I get water in it, I heave and nausea big time but like you I CAN DO IT !!!!!

For the running, you can run, you are a runner. I started running at 40 and then stopped, took it back up two years and love it. Yes, when you start you are think your lungs are going to bust but by the time you finish you don't hear your breathing. Rock on Sista !!!!

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ELISELA2011 3/3/2012 2:01AM

    Thank you for sharing your training adventures with us, I really love your pictures!

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CYNDERROSE 3/2/2012 5:08PM

    Way to go!

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LINKYSD 3/2/2012 4:24PM

    Great job! You cracked me up. Good luck!!

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M0JANGLES 3/2/2012 2:11PM

    Love your cartoons. I know exactly how you feel about running! I've not tried a spin class but kinda always wanted to, but now I'm worried about my girly parts hurting ha ha

Congrats on the triathalon! I'm not a swimmer, more of a floater because I wear contacts or glasses :/

Keep up the good work! emoticon

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MARYELLEN36 3/2/2012 1:40PM

    love the cartoons...You totally capture the feelings all of us have at one time or another. thanks for sharing! emoticon

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SUPERSYLPH 3/2/2012 11:31AM

    That's great! How inspiring! Maybe I can do a triathlon too!

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BRIDEJEN 3/2/2012 10:55AM

    Congrats and goodbluck with the triathlon!! I watched a made-for-tv-movie when i was about 12 about a woman who did the ironman and i have wanted to do a triathlon ever since. Only problem is i've always been overweight and out of ahape and never thought i could even if i lost the weight. You've inspired me. Im going to se if there are any triathlons in my area and set my goal on 1 year frol now being able to enter. Thanks!

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JEAN15PAUL 3/2/2012 8:48AM

    I've never read your blogs before, but I was directed here by the "best of sp" email, and I only have one thing to say... CONGRATULATIONS! on your accomplishments. I've always felt like you did about running. This might inspire me to try again.

Btw, very hilarious. That really entertained me. I especially love the drawings.

Keep up the good work. emoticon

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BRITTHORT9 3/2/2012 8:23AM

  That's awesome! I have always wanted to do a Triathlon! Good luck to you!

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THEIS58 3/2/2012 7:24AM

    Good for you

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SARAHJG33 3/2/2012 6:35AM

    AWESOME!!! Way to rock out 1.3 miles on the first try!!! Keep up the good work emoticon

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JSTHIESS 3/2/2012 1:04AM

    I LOVE reading your blogs:) and emoticon

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