Tuesday, February 28, 2012
WELL WE SUSPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT THREE NON-SCALE VICTORY.
1 NON SCALE VICTORY IS MY BALANCE. As most of you know from reading my blogs I do the wii But what you probably donít know is when I start doing the wii two years ago I couldnít do any of the balance games. The table tilt what is like putting a pin ball in a slot I couldnít do, But because of the will I now have a balance not the world greatest t balance but a balance. I can now do the tree pose in yoga for a few min. without falling. So for anyone who has a wii I went from not being able to get through the 1st stage of table tilt beginning to beating the advance game.
2. My second non scale victory is my cooking. My mom is now telling peoples she like my cooking. Now you must understand my mom favorite meals include sauce and plenty of it. Well I with the help of spark as redone most of mom recipes. I am on now on cloud nine that mom loves my green pepper casserole. It make with brown rice and turkey breast but please donít tell mom.
3. My third non scale victory is being able to do coachís Nicole videoís Last year I try to do the boot camp program and needed to modify almost every exercise. I now can do some of her strength video and some of her cardio. I still canít jump must because of a permanent bad ankle. I finish her jumpstart program and got my trophy this January. I brought for my reward her new video but havenít gotten the nerve up to do it yet.
4. I do have one other non scale victory I been doing the wii exercise challenge and been able to finish most of them. I wouldnít have gone that a year ago.
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him? The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately. The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
At a girl's college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately.
"I want to surprise her. You see, I'm her brother."
"Oh, she'll be surprised all right," said the woman.
"But think of how surprised I am! I'm her mother
As I got on the elevator the other day, the only other person in there at the time was a young blonde lady. She smiles at me and says, "T-G-I-F."
I smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked at me, puzzled, and said again, "T-G-I-F."
I acknowledged her remark once more by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said to me as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" One more time.
Then I smiled back at her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde, finally deciding to explain, said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday.....get it?"
I answered back, "S-H-I-T.......Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday!"