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Funny Signs

Sunday, February 26, 2012

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment"
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at
A RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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MI-ELLKAYBEE 2/29/2012 11:47AM

    Where do you find this great material? emoticon emoticon emoticon

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COACHPENNY 2/28/2012 5:24PM

    Those are neat...I posted a thread with a link to your blog on Soapbox and added a few more from this site....

http://www.roadtrip
america.com/signs/signs.htm


We need a little humor once in a while!

Comment edited on: 2/28/2012 5:25:23 PM

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BOO-SHAY 2/28/2012 2:58AM

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23KAIYA 2/27/2012 3:29PM

    Love them!

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BARCLE 2/27/2012 1:48PM

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NAYPOOIE 2/27/2012 12:03PM

    they get my business!

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CJSARGENT1 2/27/2012 11:16AM

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ALICERIEGER 2/27/2012 10:08AM

    Love a sense of humor. Thanks

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IDLETYME 2/27/2012 9:05AM

    Those are really funny - Thanks!!! emoticon emoticon

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HELEN_BRU 2/27/2012 8:58AM

    Real funny!

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GRANDMA624 2/27/2012 5:46AM

  Those are great! emoticon

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