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CORRECT PROCEDURE FOR WORRYING

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

I borrowed this from Bug and she said I could post it .... LOL


Rules for worrying

1. Write down everything you want to worry about.
2. Pick one hour a week, anytime you desire, to do nothing but worry about the things on your list.
(Note: No other time is acceptable once a predetermined time is established-should something prevent you from utilizing that time period for worrying, you must wait until the period arrives the following week.)
3. Never, under any circumstances, worry before noon or after 5 PM, Monday through Friday or before 10 AM or after 8 PM on Saturday, Sunday, or Holidays.
4. Never, under any circumstances worry while at work, or while working on work materials or business related items.
5. If you insist on worrying, this immediately disqualifies your spouse or any other family member in the same household, from worrying…ONE worrier per household is allowed.
If another member of the family wishes to assume the responsibility as the OFFICIAL WORRIER, you may relinquish the position, but immediately you are disqualified from future worrying. In this event, you must adhere to the above schedule and list all of your worries for the appointed WORRIER to worry about for you.
6. You must never put on your list, or entertain worrying about things over which you have absolutely no control.
7. As a WORRIER, upon acceptance and association with any other group, club, association, etc., you must adhere to the above principles and monitor those with whom you associate, that they do also.

Severe penalties for “Not Worrying Properly” will be administered.

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BECCABOO127 6/27/2012 11:32PM

    This is so cute! Thanks for sharing.

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JUNEBUG1944 2/29/2012 9:04PM

    Thanks, Darlene! I'll have to share this with my sister because she is a worrier!

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MISSB8604 2/24/2012 7:33PM

    So fun! I might actually try some of this stuff. HA!

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ALASKAN 2/24/2012 7:19PM

    HELLO DARLENE,

THANK YOU FOR SHARING AND IT'S A VERY GOOD POSTING. BUT SOME OF US WORRY WITHOUT REALIZING WE ARE DOING IT. AND I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. SOMETIMES WE WORRY ABOUT OUR CHILDREN, BUT WE WOULD NOT BE PARENTS IF WE DIDN'T. I HAVE BEEN CALLED A "WORRYWART" THROUGHOUT MY LIFE. AT TIMES IT MAY CAUSE A MIGRAINE, BUT I HAVE THEM MOST TIMES. emoticon FOR YOU, DARLENE.

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EBEAMS 2/23/2012 9:53PM

    I think I'd rather be a prayer warrior instead ... That way I know who's in control! emoticon

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BGUMBA 2/23/2012 8:39PM

    Thanks for sharing. I love it!!!! emoticon

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LIFE-FAITH 2/23/2012 9:58AM

    emoticon I love it! Thanks so much for sharing. Jean

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GAYLLYNNE 2/23/2012 9:42AM

    Love this!! Wish we could do it !!

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TNEWELL26 2/23/2012 9:15AM

    This is hysterical!! When I start to worry, Wayne warns the kids .."watch out, Mom is in the worry zone, make yourselves scarce for about an hour until she comes to her senses!" I will have to share this with him, he will love it! emoticon

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67CAMARO_SS 2/23/2012 6:34AM

    Funny Darlene. ;-)
I'll print & take to my WA meeting. (worriers anonymous) LOL
J/K, but it would be nice to not worry so much. Thanks for sharing this.
June :)

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CBEVNOW 2/22/2012 6:36PM

    Now look what you have done!!!!!! i will worry about worrying emoticon Bahahaha
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GLAMNGLOWDIVA 2/22/2012 5:34PM

    Love it! Thanks for sharing it.

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FISHINGLADY66 2/22/2012 4:34PM

    That sounds like a lot of responsibility's for the WORRIER, emoticon

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PEPPYPATTI 2/22/2012 3:58PM

    I love it!! Thank you for the chuckles!!
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SHERYLDS 2/22/2012 2:45PM

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