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PMS and Lightbulbs

Monday, February 13, 2012

Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

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AUNTWILLIE 2/14/2012 8:13PM

    Nearly fell over laughing! emoticon

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REACHING4HOME 2/14/2012 6:03PM

    I have a daughter exactly like this. I think she is still going on about why kids that don't live in her neighborhood come to her house for treats on Halloween!

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IDLETYME 2/14/2012 5:36PM

    It helps to get it all off your chest, doesn't it!!!!! emoticon

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ALPHASENIOR 2/14/2012 5:15PM

    That was such a pleasure to read! I'll bet you feel wonderful now, especially knowing we all are in the same boat.

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MARYB73 2/14/2012 4:33PM

    Love it!

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DREAMNSCHEME 2/14/2012 10:18AM


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ALICERIEGER 2/14/2012 9:18AM

    Pretty typical, I would say.

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SUPERMOUSE35 2/14/2012 8:42AM


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WOUBBIE 2/13/2012 10:44PM

    Do you have cameras in my house?!


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