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You are a Nerd If...

Sunday, February 12, 2012

- If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires


- If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal


- If you have more toys than your kids


- If you need a checklist to turn on the TV


- If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name 

- If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work

- If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight


- If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix it


- If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary


- If you have memorized the program scheduled for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already
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