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# Math Homework

### Saturday, February 11, 2012

A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven.

Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
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"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
• ALICERIEGER
Love it!
2130 days ago
• GRANDMA624

2130 days ago
• WOUBBIE
Bitersweet memories! I told this joke to my dearest aunt just a day or two before she passed, and it made her laugh out loud, even though she was in a lot of pain at the time. Still cracks me up too!
2130 days ago
• MYOWNHERO
Oh......LOLOLOL!
2130 days ago
• PAMNANGEL

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