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"Can't Have Choc-You're Pregnant!!"

Friday, February 10, 2012

Someone told me to "stay away from the chocolate", immediately making me think some chocolate sounds DELCIOUS right about now... Heh.

Then I complimented a stranger lady at the coffee shop who had a pretty purse, she was explaining to me how much room she had; took out a chocolate bar and offered it to me, but quickly withdrew the offer saying, "Oh you probably can't have it 'cause you're pregnant!"

OH MY GOSH I HAD TO TRY SO HARD NOT TOO LAUGH!!!!

Luckily she kept talking, so I kept it together until I could politely excuse myself. :D I have several thoughts:

-As much as I wanted that chocolate, um, still should never accept candy from strangers!

-I'm finally skinny enough for people to think I'm just pregnant!!! Lolololollol!! Woohoo! How wonderful. Maybe they'll attribute my exercise flush to "pregnancy glow"! Haha! My complexion certainly is better with regular exercise.

-Sometimes there are misunderstandings inherent in wearing empire-waist blouses, as I OFTEN do. This is especially true if the other person remembers best a time when only pregnant ladies wore such garments.

-And finally, I still kinda want a piece of chocolate. We'll see if I can distract myself out of it. And if not, I'll simply have one somehow, track it, and move on.

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Oops. I said just one- I'll be sure. ;)

[Edited to add this pic which shows me that day, after I put my hair up...]

It's hilarious that the Spark ads are all now about baby stuff, as if I'm really pregnant. :P
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