Tuesday, February 07, 2012
The whole uniform fantasy thing, doesn't do it for me. The boob squeeze? Well that was just painful. So what was it that made you single me out from the crowd? Was it the underwire contraption which holds these gargantuan boobs in place so that I don't get knocked unconscious while exercising? Really Ms. TSA agent, did you honestly have to noogie my every crevice right after I had just passed through the TOTAL body scanner? I mean, what's left to the imagination? If it is a strip search you want then let's continue this elsewhere. But standing in the middle of the airport surrounded by hundreds of observers might serve your voyeur fantasy but not mine. Next time I prefer to have the cowboy over there do the "work" and you Ms. Atilla the Hun can stay home. No heavy metal or piercings in this body so I don't know what perked your interest. Sweet dreams Atilla.