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Polish sausage

Monday, January 30, 2012

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days:

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for

Italian sausage , would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish

whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm

Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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    hohohoh loved it

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ALICERIEGER 1/30/2012 11:06AM

    Thanks to you I can start my day with laughter.

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SIMPLIFYLIFE 1/30/2012 10:21AM

    Awesome.. giggles.. thanks for the laughs...

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PEEDLE 1/30/2012 7:26AM

    I don't know how you come up with all of these,
but keep it up.
I enjoy light-hearted fun.

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RIEUADMIRER 1/30/2012 1:53AM

  I nearly choked laughing at this! You have just brightened my day!
Regards Sylvia

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