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Some Police Quotes

Sunday, January 29, 2012

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"Just how big were those two beers?

"In God we trust, all others are suspects."

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GRANDMA624 2/3/2012 5:27AM

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STILLAMARINE 1/29/2012 3:30PM

    How big were those two beers? THat's great! I can't think of how many times I've been told theyve only had two beers! But that one time I had a guy tell me he had 3, I knew he was going for a ride!

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ALICERIEGER 1/29/2012 12:44PM

    I like them. Thanks

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MZZCHIEF 1/29/2012 12:19PM

    Thanks for the smiles.
Ya, I can image police officers get to hear a lot of tall tales... prime breeding ground for snarky comebacks!

: )

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STRINGS58 1/29/2012 11:36AM

    good ones!

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GRAMPIAN 1/29/2012 6:00AM

  I enjoyed these! emoticon

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