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Black Testicles: LOL


Friday, January 27, 2012

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much nurse. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely..... ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'



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PATRICIAANN46 1/27/2012 9:58PM

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TRAVELNISTA 1/27/2012 3:58PM

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LIBELULITA 1/27/2012 10:15AM

    Hahaha....this one tickled me too!!! When I was working as a cabret singer my standers microphone check used to be "Icecle,bicycles,spectacles,test...
.ing 1.2,1,2"!!! Always got a laugh...don't know what they thought I was going to say emoticon emoticon emoticon

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IDLETYME 1/27/2012 9:54AM

    The nurse could use an ear exam! emoticon Funny!!

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_RAMONA 1/27/2012 9:48AM

    Ya see...THIS is why hospitals scare me, LOL!

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Ramona

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SENATOR9 1/27/2012 9:27AM

    emoticon You are bad but funny

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