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Dumbest People Ever?

Thursday, January 26, 2012

- A medical student was working in the toxicology department at the poison control center. A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. The medical student quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. The student told the mother that she better bring her daughter in to the emergency room right away.

- Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the work field decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the river, they were quite surprised by a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator that is automatically activated when the raft is inflated. They are no longer employed there.

- A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture of handcuffs.

- A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
BRGREER 1/27/2012 10:18AM

    Sad, but funny. I like the one with the speeder and the police exchanging photos. I applaud them both for their sense of humor, but surely the offender sent payment with the next correspondence. LOL

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SUECHRIS50 1/26/2012 7:57PM

    stupid is as stupid does!!

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BARCLE 1/26/2012 7:40PM

    Lol, some people emoticon emoticon

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NAYPOOIE 1/26/2012 2:40PM

    Kill the ants?!?

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CJSARGENT1 1/26/2012 1:56PM

    too funny

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ALICERIEGER 1/26/2012 12:01PM

    I always enjoy your blogs. Thanks for sharing.

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SKMINNY 1/26/2012 11:57AM

    That's funny!

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ERIN1957 1/26/2012 11:46AM

    LOL too funny! thanks for the laugh!

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MRE1956 1/26/2012 6:08AM


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JSPEED4 1/26/2012 5:36AM

    I really like that last one!

I lived, for a few years, in a place where the only phone service was via those big car phones. They were really handy for a while.

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